Cotton-tails

Driving through our neighborhood...

Kim: Don't be too speedy, you don't want to hit the bunnies!

Me: What??

Kim: You haven't seen the bunnies?

Me: No...

Kim: They are little cotton-tails! So cute!

Box of socks

We're still living out of a suitcase since we just moved into the new house. When we were getting dressed to go for a run, I expressed my need for socks.

Me: I need some socks.

Kim (pointing to the suitcase, which was full of all kinds of clothes): Look in the box of socks.

Me: What? What was that?

Kim: The box of socks.

Me: You refer to that as "the box of socks".

Kim: Yeah, what's wrong with that? It's a box of socks!

Sleepier than bugs

After we saw a roach in the bathroom and were unable to track it down, Kim expressed her displeasure toward live, unaccounted-for bugs. The following conversation ensued.

Me: Don't worry, I am much stronger than bugs and I will protect you.

Kim: Yes, but you are also much sleepier than bugs, and what if they get me when I take a shower in the morning?

Smartest idea I ever had:

(after dropping my ring on my face)
me: oops
Kim: that wasn't the smartest idea you ever had
me: what is the smartest idea I ever had?
Kim: I don't know? maybe you haven't had it yet!

Here's a dollar and twenty-five little cents

That means, here's a dollar and two dimes and a nickel, instead of just a quarter.

You are a meany-pants buttons-swiper

I stole the remote control and was tickling her or something. As I was typing this entry, she didn't remember what I did, but said, "I don't know, but you were very mean...pants-y."

You want to be in the righter left lane

That is, the rightmost left-turn lane