Cotton-tails

Driving through our neighborhood...

Kim: Don't be too speedy, you don't want to hit the bunnies!

Me: What??

Kim: You haven't seen the bunnies?

Me: No...

Kim: They are little cotton-tails! So cute!

Box of socks

We're still living out of a suitcase since we just moved into the new house. When we were getting dressed to go for a run, I expressed my need for socks.

Me: I need some socks.

Kim (pointing to the suitcase, which was full of all kinds of clothes): Look in the box of socks.

Me: What? What was that?

Kim: The box of socks.

Me: You refer to that as "the box of socks".

Kim: Yeah, what's wrong with that? It's a box of socks!

Sleepier than bugs

After we saw a roach in the bathroom and were unable to track it down, Kim expressed her displeasure toward live, unaccounted-for bugs. The following conversation ensued.

Me: Don't worry, I am much stronger than bugs and I will protect you.

Kim: Yes, but you are also much sleepier than bugs, and what if they get me when I take a shower in the morning?