Looking at Texas Tech t-shirts online:
me: well, this one is good, but it's not really a racer-back
Kim: yeah, probly the other one is better. the racerbackier one.
me: what?
Kim: racerbackier.
me: is that like a dinosaur?
Kim: yeah.
me: is it a mean one?
Kim: no. stripes. it's friendly.
Monday, September 17, 2012
Thursday, September 13, 2012
Elvis is dead
Elvis Andrus advanced to third on a David Murphy sac-fly:
me: Oh! David Murphy....flied out to shallow center.
Kim: But Elvis is running! He's fast, that one.
me: Which one?
Kim: That Elvis.
me: Which Elvis?
Kim: That one.
me: Are there other Elvises?
Kim: Yeah, but they're all dead.
me: All of them?
Kim: Well, the main one.
me: Oh! David Murphy....flied out to shallow center.
Kim: But Elvis is running! He's fast, that one.
me: Which one?
Kim: That Elvis.
me: Which Elvis?
Kim: That one.
me: Are there other Elvises?
Kim: Yeah, but they're all dead.
me: All of them?
Kim: Well, the main one.
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
A whole buncha Waldos...
Watching the end of the USA-Mexico soccer match, as the US team celebrated a 1-0 victory in their red and white striped jerseys:
Kim: That's good job for them. Although they do look like "Where's Waldo?"...a whole buncha Waldos...
Kim: That's good job for them. Although they do look like "Where's Waldo?"...a whole buncha Waldos...
Sunday, August 12, 2012
Orange juice smells like bananas
Immediately after waking up, I went out and drank the rest of the orange juice, and walked back to our bedroom:
me: I had some orange juice, and now I am energized.
Kim: Maybe I could have some, too, to be energized?
me: ....
Kim: You drank it all, didn't you?
me: Yeah...I can breathe on you, and you can smell it.
Kim: Ew, gross, no. Orange juice smells like bananas.
me: I had some orange juice, and now I am energized.
Kim: Maybe I could have some, too, to be energized?
me: ....
Kim: You drank it all, didn't you?
me: Yeah...I can breathe on you, and you can smell it.
Kim: Ew, gross, no. Orange juice smells like bananas.
Friday, August 3, 2012
I locked myself out
Getting out of the car, after pulling into our driveway, I locked the doors to our car before Kim had opened her door to get out. She unlocked her door and got out of the car.
Kim: What are you doing? You locked me in!
me: Oh, sorry...
Kim: It's okay, I locked myself out!
Kim: What are you doing? You locked me in!
me: Oh, sorry...
Kim: It's okay, I locked myself out!
Saturday, July 7, 2012
Squeaky flusher
Our pipes make a humming sound after you flush the toilet, and we're not sure why.
Kim: also, another thing we should do is to get a plumber to come take a look at our..squeaky...flusher
Kim: also, another thing we should do is to get a plumber to come take a look at our..squeaky...flusher
Monday, June 18, 2012
He made spider juice all over my shoe
*Wham*
me: What was that?
Kim: I killed a spider.
me: All by yourself? Good job!
Kim: Yeah, but now he made juice on my shoe...
me: What was that?
Kim: He made spider juice all over my shoe!
me: What was that?
Kim: I killed a spider.
me: All by yourself? Good job!
Kim: Yeah, but now he made juice on my shoe...
me: What was that?
Kim: He made spider juice all over my shoe!
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