In case your kisser was broken

I leaned in to kiss Kim on the cheek...

me: Um, did you just make a kissing noise, too?
Kim: Yeah
me: Why?
Kim: Just in case...just in case your kisser was broken!

This is the pokey-pants-est website

That is, slowest

Stop, stop, stop! I want to say good job!

During the Texas Tech game there was a long running touchdown. The following commentary ensued:

Kim: Woah! Did you see that? He went so fast! He almost fell down. And then his friend tried to catch him. He said "Stop, stop, stop! I want to say 'good job!'" It was tough!

Racerbackier-osaurus

Looking at Texas Tech t-shirts online:

me: well, this one is good, but it's not really a racer-back
Kim: yeah, probly the other one is better. the racerbackier one.
me: what?
Kim: racerbackier.
me: is that like a dinosaur?
Kim: yeah.
me: is it a mean one?
Kim: no. stripes. it's friendly.

Elvis is dead

Elvis Andrus advanced to third on a David Murphy sac-fly:

me: Oh! David Murphy....flied out to shallow center.
Kim: But Elvis is running! He's fast, that one.
me: Which one?
Kim: That Elvis.
me: Which Elvis?
Kim: That one.
me: Are there other Elvises?
Kim: Yeah, but they're all dead.
me: All of them?
Kim: Well, the main one.

A whole buncha Waldos...

Watching the end of the USA-Mexico soccer match, as the US team celebrated a 1-0 victory in their red and white striped jerseys:

Kim: That's good job for them. Although they do look like "Where's Waldo?"...a whole buncha Waldos...

Orange juice smells like bananas

Immediately after waking up, I went out and drank the rest of the orange juice, and walked back to our bedroom:

me: I had some orange juice, and now I am energized.
Kim: Maybe I could have some, too, to be energized?
me: ....
Kim: You drank it all, didn't you?
me: Yeah...I can breathe on you, and you can smell it.
Kim: Ew, gross, no. Orange juice smells like bananas.