Elvis is dead

Elvis Andrus advanced to third on a David Murphy sac-fly:

me: Oh! David Murphy....flied out to shallow center.
Kim: But Elvis is running! He's fast, that one.
me: Which one?
Kim: That Elvis.
me: Which Elvis?
Kim: That one.
me: Are there other Elvises?
Kim: Yeah, but they're all dead.
me: All of them?
Kim: Well, the main one.

A whole buncha Waldos...

Watching the end of the USA-Mexico soccer match, as the US team celebrated a 1-0 victory in their red and white striped jerseys:

Kim: That's good job for them. Although they do look like "Where's Waldo?"...a whole buncha Waldos...

Orange juice smells like bananas

Immediately after waking up, I went out and drank the rest of the orange juice, and walked back to our bedroom:

me: I had some orange juice, and now I am energized.
Kim: Maybe I could have some, too, to be energized?
me: ....
Kim: You drank it all, didn't you?
me: Yeah...I can breathe on you, and you can smell it.
Kim: Ew, gross, no. Orange juice smells like bananas.

I locked myself out

Getting out of the car, after pulling into our driveway, I locked the doors to our car before Kim had opened her door to get out. She unlocked her door and got out of the car.

Kim: What are you doing? You locked me in!
me: Oh, sorry...
Kim: It's okay, I locked myself out!

Squeaky flusher

Our pipes make a humming sound after you flush the toilet, and we're not sure why.

Kim: also, another thing we should do is to get a plumber to come take a look at our..squeaky...flusher

He made spider juice all over my shoe

*Wham*

me: What was that?
Kim: I killed a spider.
me: All by yourself? Good job!
Kim: Yeah, but now he made juice on my shoe...
me: What was that?
Kim: He made spider juice all over my shoe!

He's just a noisy guy, I dunno...

After Kim's tummy made a primal growling sound, she turned around a looked sheepishly at me:

me: Ummm....what was that?
Kim: That's my tummy. Again. He says, "Thank you for the gentle fingers" this time.
me: Oh my goodness, that was loud.
Kim: It wasn't that loud...
me: You have the loudest tummy of anyone I have ever met.
Kim: He's just a noisy guy, I dunno...