I'm too cute to do that!

After convincing Kim to do some laundry with me, we went back to the bedroom and I told her to go through the suitcase from last week to see what needed to be washed and what didn't.

me: Okay, you sort through those clothes to see what needs to be washed.

Kim: Why?

me: Well...it needs to be done.

Kim: ...I'm too cute to do that!

In a way, she was right, since I immediately came to post this, and laundry was indeed postponed.

Superstar parking!

Pulling into Brixx for dinner yesterday, the parking spot right by the door was empty.

Kim: Woah! We got superstar parking!

me: Superstar parking?

Kim: Yeah. It means real close. Like a superstar. You see? Good job.

Philosophy of wifely submission

At the gym, we decided to walk down to the cardio machines, one floor below us. I headed for the stairwell which I felt would yield the shortest walk, Kim headed for the other one.

me: Where are you going?

Kim: Well, I was trying to follow you, but you didn't go the way I thought you were going to go!

me: (smirk)

Kim: Oh. I guess that's not really "following", is it?

me: That's going on the blog.

I'm a smart girl

Watching the Rangers game, and David Murphy walked to put 2 on with 1 out in the 6th.

me: time for Moreland to hit into a double play

Kim: but doesn't Napoli bat first?

me: (realizing she was right, that Washington had switched the lineup)

Kim: (smirking) I'm a smart girl. I know about baseball. And a Rangers.

The weather is brr-sies in the bathroom

After Kim got out of the shower:

Kim: it's brr-sies

me: what's brr-sies?

Kim: ...the weather!

me: the weather where?

Kim: in the bathroom!

me: the weather is brr-sies in the bathroom?

Kim: yes! the weather is brr-sies in the bathroom! what's so funny about that?

Pay 'tention to me

Lying in bed, after a busy day:

Kim: Um, 'scue me.

Me: Yes?

Kim: You want to pay 'tention to me now?

Me: What?

Kim: I didn't get enough 'tention today. And I like it when you pay 'tention to me.

Me: Okay.

Kim: Okay...go.

I lost my juices!

We were lying in bed, I was looking at my computer on my nightstand...

Kim: I lost my juices!

Me: What?

Kim: I lost my juices on the ground!

Me: What??

Apparently the cord for her cell phone charger (her "juices") had fallen off the bed onto the floor.