Pay 'tention to me

Lying in bed, after a busy day:

Kim: Um, 'scue me.

Me: Yes?

Kim: You want to pay 'tention to me now?

Me: What?

Kim: I didn't get enough 'tention today. And I like it when you pay 'tention to me.

Me: Okay.

Kim: Okay...go.

I lost my juices!

We were lying in bed, I was looking at my computer on my nightstand...

Kim: I lost my juices!

Me: What?

Kim: I lost my juices on the ground!

Me: What??

Apparently the cord for her cell phone charger (her "juices") had fallen off the bed onto the floor.

Shovel sunshine

Someone on the Food Network said he moved from Chicago to Phoenix because "you don't shovel sunshine." When discussing whether to watch tennis or go back to that show, there was some confusion:

Kim: ...or watch the guy who doesn't like to shovel sunshine.

Me: What?

Kim: The guy who doesn't shovel sunshine!

Me: What did you say? (laughing)

Kim: You are all confused? It's okay, I'll keep ya!

Sleepy mouth

The Rangers have a huge four-game series with the Angels this week in Anaheim, and every game starts at 10 PM, so I'm not going to get much sleep. Last night, Kim was going to sleep (has to be at work earlier than I do) while I was still watching baseball. Hilarity ensued.

Me: What am I going to say in the morning?
Kim: shrum-shurmer-mursh-ashrumm [her imitation of sleepy mumbling]
Me: What??
Kim: That means, "I stayed up too late watching baseball."
Me: Well, why would I say that other thing?
Kim: Because it gets all confused in your sleepy mouth.

The fancy house. The fancy house of football.

That's where Tech-Baylor is this year. At the "fancy house of football" (aka Cowboys Stadium).

Um, bescue me, but I think you hoggied those guys!

That means, "Excuse me, I think you ate too much ("hoggied") of the cereal we were snacking on, and now there is none left."

That is too much on my ouch head from where you bonk it

...which means, "There is excessive activity on my head which still hurts from the small collision we had earlier"