Deodorant yesterday

me: Are you all stinky?

Kim: No! I put on deodorant yesterday!

Big head the guy

Kim and I were discussing whether the Thunder would have been better with James Harden.

Kim: Why is Derek Fisher playing so much? Are they all out of someone else?

Later:

Kim: I think they definitely would be better with Harden. But they needed someone who is less big head the guy, you know?

Obtuse

Kim and I were discussing the various sleeping positions that our baby has for nap time on our bed.

Kim: Yeah, she's at a more severe angle when I let her nap in the afternoons.

me: More acute? Obtuse? Isosceles?

Kim: That's not right...

me: You're obtuse...

Kim: That's not sweet. Any of the meanings.

me: What meanings?

Kim: Well, dumb. Also, chubby. That's the math meaning.

me: Ha, chubby?

Kim: Yeah, it's a chubby angle.

The ground

Kim calls all floors "the ground," despite my continued teasing. Today, we discussed who was responsible for the giant hairball in the shower. She suggested that it was my fault, since all the beard and sideburn trimming I ha done had fallen on "the ground," i.e., the bottom of our bathtub.

me: Now this is the ground, too?

Kim: Yeah, anything you stand on can be called the ground.

me: What if I stood on the coffee table?

Kim: That could be the ground, for a moment.

me: What if I stood on the bed?

Kim: No, the bed is just the bed.