Crusty double-scoopin' fingers

After we ate nachos at Armadillo Grill:

me: My fingers have stuff all over them.
Kim: Yeah, you were double-scoopin', I saw ya. Using both hands.
me: Ha, yeah.
Kim (reaching for my hand): It's okay. Here, I will hold your crusty double-scoopin' fingers.

Bladder dance

After my tennis match, which was at a public park with sketchy public restrooms, Kim had a humorous description of our baby's activities:

Kim: Ooh, I have to go potty.
me: Oh yeah?
Kim: Yeah, she's really movin' around in there.
me: Yeah.
Kim: And I drank that whole cup of water, so that didn't help the bladder dance.

Small cake

Eating freshly made blueberry muffins:

me: These muffins taste really sweet, almost like cake or something
Kim: Yeah, that's what a muffin is basically, a small cake.