This is meat

Kim walked up to me in the middle of the kitchen, holding a Ziploc back of hamburger meat:

Kim: Excuse me. This is meat!

I think what she meant is, "I have some meat, and I need to put it in the pan, which is right behind you."

Deodorant

me: Um...are you a small bit stinky?
Kim: No! I put on deodorant yesterday!