Kim got red corduroy pants, and I called them clown pants...
Kim: What?? A clown? I don't want to look like a clown...
me: Even a small, cute clown?
Kim: No, people are afraid of clowns.
me: Who's afraid of clowns?
Kim: All kinds of people. Clownophobia.
me: What?
Kim: Well...I think there's a real word, but I don't know what it is.
