In case your kisser was broken

I leaned in to kiss Kim on the cheek...

me: Um, did you just make a kissing noise, too?
Kim: Yeah
me: Why?
Kim: Just in case...just in case your kisser was broken!

This is the pokey-pants-est website

That is, slowest

Stop, stop, stop! I want to say good job!

During the Texas Tech game there was a long running touchdown. The following commentary ensued:

Kim: Woah! Did you see that? He went so fast! He almost fell down. And then his friend tried to catch him. He said "Stop, stop, stop! I want to say 'good job!'" It was tough!