Racerbackier-osaurus

Looking at Texas Tech t-shirts online:

me: well, this one is good, but it's not really a racer-back
Kim: yeah, probly the other one is better. the racerbackier one.
me: what?
Kim: racerbackier.
me: is that like a dinosaur?
Kim: yeah.
me: is it a mean one?
Kim: no. stripes. it's friendly.

Elvis is dead

Elvis Andrus advanced to third on a David Murphy sac-fly:

me: Oh! David Murphy....flied out to shallow center.
Kim: But Elvis is running! He's fast, that one.
me: Which one?
Kim: That Elvis.
me: Which Elvis?
Kim: That one.
me: Are there other Elvises?
Kim: Yeah, but they're all dead.
me: All of them?
Kim: Well, the main one.