A whole buncha Waldos...

Watching the end of the USA-Mexico soccer match, as the US team celebrated a 1-0 victory in their red and white striped jerseys:

Kim: That's good job for them. Although they do look like "Where's Waldo?"...a whole buncha Waldos...

Orange juice smells like bananas

Immediately after waking up, I went out and drank the rest of the orange juice, and walked back to our bedroom:

me: I had some orange juice, and now I am energized.
Kim: Maybe I could have some, too, to be energized?
me: ....
Kim: You drank it all, didn't you?
me: Yeah...I can breathe on you, and you can smell it.
Kim: Ew, gross, no. Orange juice smells like bananas.

I locked myself out

Getting out of the car, after pulling into our driveway, I locked the doors to our car before Kim had opened her door to get out. She unlocked her door and got out of the car.

Kim: What are you doing? You locked me in!
me: Oh, sorry...
Kim: It's okay, I locked myself out!