He made spider juice all over my shoe

*Wham*

me: What was that?
Kim: I killed a spider.
me: All by yourself? Good job!
Kim: Yeah, but now he made juice on my shoe...
me: What was that?
Kim: He made spider juice all over my shoe!

He's just a noisy guy, I dunno...

After Kim's tummy made a primal growling sound, she turned around a looked sheepishly at me:

me: Ummm....what was that?
Kim: That's my tummy. Again. He says, "Thank you for the gentle fingers" this time.
me: Oh my goodness, that was loud.
Kim: It wasn't that loud...
me: You have the loudest tummy of anyone I have ever met.
Kim: He's just a noisy guy, I dunno...