I think I'm a cat people

Kim was reading an online news story about a drunk guy who crashed into the police truck at a drunk driving checkpoint.

Kim: Oops (pointing)

me: What?

Kim: This drunk guy crashed into the "booze it or lose it" checkpoint. They're doing a "booze it or lose it" campaign.

me: What was it called?

Kim: Booze it or lose it!

me: What?

Kim: Booze it or lose it!

me: Are you sure it's not "booze it AND lose it"?

Kim: (nervous giggling) oh...yeah...I guess that would make more sense (hysterical nervous giggling)...oh! look at this! (trying to distract me with another news story, comparing "cat people" with "dog people")

me: Yes?

Kim: Cat people are 17% more likely to have a graduate degree! I think I am a cat people.

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Kim: (as I'm typing this) I didn't sound like that...exactly...

me: Okay, what did you sound like?

Kim: I don't know...smart...probly

I'm too cute to do that!

After convincing Kim to do some laundry with me, we went back to the bedroom and I told her to go through the suitcase from last week to see what needed to be washed and what didn't.

me: Okay, you sort through those clothes to see what needs to be washed.

Kim: Why?

me: Well...it needs to be done.

Kim: ...I'm too cute to do that!

In a way, she was right, since I immediately came to post this, and laundry was indeed postponed.

Superstar parking!

Pulling into Brixx for dinner yesterday, the parking spot right by the door was empty.

Kim: Woah! We got superstar parking!

me: Superstar parking?

Kim: Yeah. It means real close. Like a superstar. You see? Good job.