Philosophy of wifely submission

At the gym, we decided to walk down to the cardio machines, one floor below us. I headed for the stairwell which I felt would yield the shortest walk, Kim headed for the other one.

me: Where are you going?

Kim: Well, I was trying to follow you, but you didn't go the way I thought you were going to go!

me: (smirk)

Kim: Oh. I guess that's not really "following", is it?

me: That's going on the blog.

I'm a smart girl

Watching the Rangers game, and David Murphy walked to put 2 on with 1 out in the 6th.

me: time for Moreland to hit into a double play

Kim: but doesn't Napoli bat first?

me: (realizing she was right, that Washington had switched the lineup)

Kim: (smirking) I'm a smart girl. I know about baseball. And a Rangers.

The weather is brr-sies in the bathroom

After Kim got out of the shower:

Kim: it's brr-sies

me: what's brr-sies?

Kim: ...the weather!

me: the weather where?

Kim: in the bathroom!

me: the weather is brr-sies in the bathroom?

Kim: yes! the weather is brr-sies in the bathroom! what's so funny about that?