Shovel sunshine

Someone on the Food Network said he moved from Chicago to Phoenix because "you don't shovel sunshine." When discussing whether to watch tennis or go back to that show, there was some confusion:

Kim: ...or watch the guy who doesn't like to shovel sunshine.

Me: What?

Kim: The guy who doesn't shovel sunshine!

Me: What did you say? (laughing)

Kim: You are all confused? It's okay, I'll keep ya!

Sleepy mouth

The Rangers have a huge four-game series with the Angels this week in Anaheim, and every game starts at 10 PM, so I'm not going to get much sleep. Last night, Kim was going to sleep (has to be at work earlier than I do) while I was still watching baseball. Hilarity ensued.

Me: What am I going to say in the morning?
Kim: shrum-shurmer-mursh-ashrumm [her imitation of sleepy mumbling]
Me: What??
Kim: That means, "I stayed up too late watching baseball."
Me: Well, why would I say that other thing?
Kim: Because it gets all confused in your sleepy mouth.

The fancy house. The fancy house of football.

That's where Tech-Baylor is this year. At the "fancy house of football" (aka Cowboys Stadium).